tag:onelin.com,2005:/category/random onelin's onomatopoeia : Category random, everything about random 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 Typo tag:onelin.com,2005:Article/32 2007-03-18T21:57:45+00:00 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 onelin Icecream and Icey Injuries

Two things tonight. One - Ice Cream after a snowstorm is great...and it was hilarious seeing a big line at an ice cream stand that opened up this weekend after our big snow storm. Jared and I enjoyed some icecream out in my driveway.

Afterwards, I learned this week's lesson. Do not try belly sliding down an icey hill in your yard. It can only lead to bad things. There was about a foot of snow with a quarter to half inch layer of ice on the top... well, halfway through sliding down the hill, I broke the ice layer, which proceeded to jab me in my stomach and cut me up pretty good. Only click this link if you are prepared to see blood & beer gut. It hurt pretty bad and I am sure I will be sore and uncomfortable while sitting for the first half of the week...

Two things tonight. One - Ice Cream after a snowstorm is great...and it was hilarious seeing a big line at an ice cream stand that opened up this weekend after our big snow storm. Jared and I enjoyed some icecream out in my driveway.

Afterwards, I learned this week's lesson. Do not try belly sliding down an icey hill in your yard. It can only lead to bad things. There was about a foot of snow with a quarter to half inch layer of ice on the top... well, halfway through sliding down the hill, I broke the ice layer, which proceeded to jab me in my stomach and cut me up pretty good. Only click this link if you are prepared to see blood & beer gut. It hurt pretty bad and I am sure I will be sore and uncomfortable while sitting for the first half of the week...

 tag:onelin.com,2005:Article/31 2007-03-17T21:09:33+00:00 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 onelin Level 6 Mohawk

It's been 2-3 months since wearing a mohawk, but I did this week... and I declare it to have leveled up.

As Matt puts it:
[23:55] Matt: mohawks deal 1d10 + Level/2 damage
[23:56] Matt: So a single mohawk attack now instantly kills a low level wizard
[23:56] Matt: nicely done

another pic

It's been 2-3 months since wearing a mohawk, but I did this week... and I declare it to have leveled up.

As Matt puts it:
[23:55] Matt: mohawks deal 1d10 + Level/2 damage
[23:56] Matt: So a single mohawk attack now instantly kills a low level wizard
[23:56] Matt: nicely done

another pic

 tag:onelin.com,2005:Article/29 2007-03-13T20:10:53+00:00 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 onelin The quest for Pace Enchilada Sauce - in a jar!

My awesome girlfriend and her family LOVE Pace Enchilada Sauce, because it's the only one in a jar (instead of a can). Now, I'm not sure if they make it both ways or not when we're talking real bulk, but I am searching for it. If anyone out there on the great internet knows where I can find some...preferably without buying 3 cases of it at once, I would be greatly indebted to them! All I can offer is my thanks and of course payment for said enchilada sauce.

My awesome girlfriend and her family LOVE Pace Enchilada Sauce, because it's the only one in a jar (instead of a can). Now, I'm not sure if they make it both ways or not when we're talking real bulk, but I am searching for it. If anyone out there on the great internet knows where I can find some...preferably without buying 3 cases of it at once, I would be greatly indebted to them! All I can offer is my thanks and of course payment for said enchilada sauce.

 tag:onelin.com,2005:Article/26 2007-01-19T12:18:13+00:00 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 onelin Skipping Stones on a Frozen Pond

Yesterday as my coworkers and I left the office to go to a work party for some quality BBQ action, we noticed the large pond adjecent our office complex was frozen over. I decided for the hell of it to try skipping a stone on it. Not only did the ice not break, but it made the awesomest sound I've ever heard with each hit. It was like a hollow chirp and I'm not sure if it's the water below or building echo or a combination of the two...but it was hella fun. We skipped stones for a good 5 or 10 minutes on our frozen pond before leaving.

Yesterday as my coworkers and I left the office to go to a work party for some quality BBQ action, we noticed the large pond adjecent our office complex was frozen over. I decided for the hell of it to try skipping a stone on it. Not only did the ice not break, but it made the awesomest sound I've ever heard with each hit. It was like a hollow chirp and I'm not sure if it's the water below or building echo or a combination of the two...but it was hella fun. We skipped stones for a good 5 or 10 minutes on our frozen pond before leaving.

 tag:onelin.com,2005:Article/14 2006-10-22T21:16:22+00:00 2008-05-08T01:20:13+00:00 onelin When hunger strikes...

In a world full of hunger...one man helps to sate the masses. His name is pizza man, and I met him two weekends ago.

Picture of Pizza Man

In a world full of hunger...one man helps to sate the masses. His name is pizza man, and I met him two weekends ago.

Picture of Pizza Man